Google Sentences

// RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Harrison needs to cover up. (I can't seem to kill people the way I used to.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Harrison looks like a man who will get hurt sooner rather than later. (Encouraging.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Harrison says goodbye. (This is turning into a novel...)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Harrison wants to prove Activision wrong about Ghostbusters. (Much better.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Harrison does not want to put the dog down. (Because we care.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Harrison hates Obama. (Way to go to start a shitstorm google! FUCK)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Harrison asks to be released. (Get me out of this fad!)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Harrison goes crazy on Nintendo DS. (Hardcore, bitches.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Harrison likes cartoons, not sports. (Transformers for life.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Harrison eats a cricket. (Yep, moving on.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Harrison wears Eve's hat. (Take that whoever the hell Eve is!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Harrison was arrested for multiple break-ins. (I want my DS dammit!)

Well shit.



~dirgesellsword